What would you say if you could have a ten minutes private chat with Donald Trump?

I would apologize to him for not forming my own opinion about him and for being trapped by a narrative handed to me by irresponsible dip shits on television. I would thank him for looking out for me and my country. I would thank him for sticking his d#ck in Obama's plans to turn America into some weird one world government. That's sucky. That's the most anti-American plan ever. America escaped England a long time ago for a reason. To be free. Hold onto your guns. Hold onto your families and hold onto your God. “One Nation Under God, Indivisible with Liberty and Justice for all, mother f@#kers!”